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Why the talk about the bugs today, Arashi? It began as quite a icky topic but it became so funny in the end. Also, while I'm writing this there's a moth that's been observing me from the ceiling. Ew.

Scratch that, there's another (smaller) moth that just flew past me. I feel observed. lol

※ Translation is mine, ergo it could be all wrong ※
NB:
S: Sho
A: Aiba
N: Nino
O: Ohno
J: Jun


S: So, Summer 2017. We want to know, this Summer, is there a dare you want to do, something you want to try?
O: Somehow, I want to go back to being innocent.
S: What do you mean?
O: Touching a beetle...
S: Ah, that's good.
O: ...a cicada.
N: Touch them? It would be absolutely impossible for me!
O: I think it would be for me too.
N: Because the Ohno of that time was different from the one now, ne?
O: That's true.
A: Last year a cicada got into my bath.
S: How so?


Jun looks seriously incredulous tho lol

N: Congratulations on your luxurious life!
A: That's not it, that's not it! It's not like that at all.



wow what a lil shit nino srsly

N
: You have one don't you?
S: On the veranda, ne?
N: You have [a bathtub] on the veranda!


I live for Sakumiya teasing Aiba tbh

A
: That's not it!
It entered in my bathtub in the middle of a normal room.
O: It came in?
A: I went in and bam!, I discovered a cicada.
S: Right.
A: That was a bit scary so, I didn't go in the bathtub. Because I was scared. It jumped around quite noisily.
The next day it finally kicked the bucket.
J: Nicely said.
A: I thought "now I can go in the bathtub too" but the moment I touched it it went "brrrrr"!
O: That's scary right?
S: That's something isn't it
[Everyone suddenly screams and points at Sho, who has a fly on his back. Aiba tries (hilariously) to push it away by hitting Sho repeatedly.]



I CAN'T BREATHE LOOK AT AIBA'S SCARED FACE

S
: You know this is fine, but more than the fly it was Aiba-kun who was scary!


Poor Sho lol



Oh my god Aiba xD I died so much when he started hitting Sho xD Is a fly really that scary? xD I understand the cicada (that story was hilarious xD Aiba's face is so expressive xD) but a fly? Come on xD Also, wtf Ohno, why would you start talking about touching bugs though. And why are you talking so suddenly from the start, I am getting worried son. Last but not least, can I point out how much of a lil shit Nino is? I hate that brat so much. Bye.


I hate this brat so much jfc.

Date: 2017-08-18 06:06 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sa_chan
Hahaha ! Me too, I was like "it's just a fly, no reason to be so scared. You're exagerating guys, isn't it ?" XD And the luxurious life is excellent ! Nino hits all the time xD
Thank for your translation ! :D

Date: 2018-03-10 04:24 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kawaiimaiden
I don't know why I was so late in watching this but I really wanted to understand what they were saying and luckily you had translated it. Aiba's luxurious life haha. And Aiba is just too adorable with his over the top expressions lol. And his method of getting rid of the fly!!! Plus with a bratty Nino on the side, this made for one of the greatest opening talks I have seen haha. Love the last picture of Nino by the way. Thanks for sharing!! Definitely had a great laugh. :D

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