VS Arashi 2017.08.24 - Noble-like

[kristal_brooks]

I love it when Namase-san guests in their episodes (see here for example) because he's always so funny and says a lot of interesting things. This time as well, he didn't disappoint! His conversation with both Ohno and Aiba was so funny, but of course, being an obviously Aiba-biased fan, I chose to translate his part xD If I have time I will post Ohno's as well because that was funny too!

As always, remember:

※ Translation is mine, ergo it could be all wrong ※

NB:
H: Voice from Heaven
A: Aiba
N: Nino
J: Jun
S: Sho
Na: Guest Namase-san

H: Well then, there's something I'd like to ask to Namase-san.
Na: (obviously concealing his phone lol) Yes, yes!
H: Namase-san co-starred in the dorama Kizoku Tantei with Aiba-san.
Na: That's right.
H: What kind of person is Aiba-san?
Na: Aiba-san's role in Kizoku is that of the boss, right? Almost every day he would bring refreshments.



Look at the double prettiness.

Na: Really. Oh his own dime, every day.
N (probably?): Every day
Na: It was very delicious, every time.
Then, obviously all of us who received the refreshments from Aiba-san would say they were good when greeting him, and Aiba-kun, while eating the food he brought himself, would go "this is so good, right?"



That sounds so much like Aiba though HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Na: That's a little bit weird.
Why does the man who brought the refreshments himself say "it's good"?
A: Well, I ask for them. To the manager.
Na: Ah, really?
A: Yes, I only give him the money and then I ask him "could you buy for this number of people with it?" And I say "please choose between things that look good". He probably examines various recommendations.
S: Because it's someone from the agency [who buys them.]
A: Yes, it's someone from the agency.
J: The refreshments' style is also Kizoku-like ne?
A: Yes, that's right.


Aiba would make a perfect Kizoku though.

Na: Ah, is that the way it is
A (? probably): You had no idea?
Na: You don't choose them yourself.
A: Yeah, because it's every time.
N: Approximately how many times did the refreshments come?



Poor Oh-chan was about to speak (he even said "eeh?!") but Nino had to go and be his usual lil shit so he tried to dissimulate his gesture hahahahaha precious ojisan

Na: Practically every day.
From sweets to onigiri it was something like an unthinkable bentou.
N: Eh, sorry, sorry, how did you hit?
A: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't do lotteries. I don't do lotteries.


srsly tho i live for nino being a lil shit i am weak ok

N: Every day is quite a lot.
A: I had the role of the noble so I thought "let's act like a noble."
N: You can't help it.



And then he proceeds to give us this performance:



Be more dreamy, Aiba, I dare you.



So, what did you think of this episode? Isn't Nino the most intolerable little brat? Stop trying to steal my heart, it won't work. Isn't Aiba a perfect gentleman as usual? I really want to be his bestie, he's so precious T.T Also, what's happening to Ohno and his willingness to talk lately? /forever shocked about that